Champagne with a Twist "Champagne Cocktail" was Jenny's request.
The waitress - brand new - did her best.
I found it expedient
To add my own ingredient.
Jenny loved it! To that I’ll attest.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Champagne with a Twist

"Champagne Cocktail" was Jenny's request.
The waitress - brand new - did her best.
I found it expedient
To add my own ingredient.
Jenny loved it! To that I’ll attest.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: zoeblancsec)


The Search Continues 
To the beach? She said she wouldn’t mind it.
Going nude? She said she’d get behind it.
Horny girls, at the beach.
For his dick their hands reach…
Sadly, though, neither cutie could find it.
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The Search Continues

To the beach? She said she wouldn’t mind it.
Going nude? She said she’d get behind it.
Horny girls, at the beach.
For his dick their hands reach…
Sadly, though, neither cutie could find it.

Read more naughty rhymes at Lusty Limericks.

(Source: nudist-nudist)


Self Satisfied When I spoke to Chantelle on the phone,
Said our date I would have to postpone.
Her response was a shock:
She’d miss sucking my cock.
Not to fret - she has one of her own!

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Self Satisfied

When I spoke to Chantelle on the phone,
Said our date I would have to postpone.
Her response was a shock:
She’d miss sucking my cock.
Not to fret - she has one of her own!

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Headstand Thoughts of anal sex fill her with dread.
Offers anything else in its stead.
I convince her (it’s criminal)
That her pain will be minimal
If we fuck while she stands on her head.

From the Jenny’s Anal series.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Headstand

Thoughts of anal sex fill her with dread.
Offers anything else in its stead.
I convince her (it’s criminal)
That her pain will be minimal
If we fuck while she stands on her head.

From the Jenny’s Anal series.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: suckandfucktoys)


But, Officer… When she drives, Meg exhibits no patience.
This creates ticklish situations.
Here, pulled over for speeding,
With the cop she is pleading.
She has skills to elude most citations.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

But, Officer…

When she drives, Meg exhibits no patience.
This creates ticklish situations.
Here, pulled over for speeding,
With the cop she is pleading.
She has skills to elude most citations.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Truth in Advertising At the gym in just sports bra and thong,
Her lewd ink showed I couldn’t go wrong. 
This particular slut
Got my dick in her butt,
An encounter I strained to prolong.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Truth in Advertising

At the gym in just sports bra and thong,
Her lewd ink showed I couldn’t go wrong.
This particular slut
Got my dick in her butt,
An encounter I strained to prolong.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Welcome!

So many new followers this week - I’m thrilled! And a big “Thank You” to all my faithful followers too.

I love it when you reblog my offerings, especially when you keep the poem attached to the illustration…

Here’s a bonus limerick to celebrate this great week. Hope you enjoy!

Now, I’m off to the gym…


Naughty Nun The first time a parishioner kissed her
Was the end of the chaste life for Sister.
Her new passion’s so fiery
Each night, back of the priory
She will spread her legs for any mister.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Naughty Nun

The first time a parishioner kissed her
Was the end of the chaste life for Sister.
Her new passion’s so fiery
Each night, back of the priory
She will spread her legs for any mister.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: smutgasboard)


Give Me An “L” The duplicitous cheerleader Mandy,
Picks a fellow and asks, “Want a handy?”
Once her stroking’s complete,
Pins him down, makes him eat.
Turns out that’s her modus operandi.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Give Me An “L”

The duplicitous cheerleader Mandy,
Picks a fellow and asks, “Want a handy?”
Once her stroking’s complete,
Pins him down, makes him eat.
Turns out that’s her modus operandi.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Train Flash With spectacular boobs, lovely Jane
Has behavior I’ll try to explain.
When she needs to relax,
She’ll go down by the tracks
And will flash them at each passing train.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Train Flash

With spectacular boobs, lovely Jane
Has behavior I’ll try to explain.
When she needs to relax,
She’ll go down by the tracks
And will flash them at each passing train.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks