Gesticulating Brenda’s boyfriend’s rude gesture confirms
What my unwilling heart now affirms.
We two had a good run.
It’s the end of our fun.
She won’t get any more of my sperms.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Gesticulating

Brenda’s boyfriend’s rude gesture confirms
What my unwilling heart now affirms.
We two had a good run.
It’s the end of our fun.
She won’t get any more of my sperms.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

elust #57

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Welcome to Elust #57 -

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #58? Start with the rules, come back May 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

I’ve Got 99 Problems Vasectomy Blues I’ve always wanted to call myself queer.  

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Aoyama Yuki and My Very First Times I don’t know how to be happy  

~ Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

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Sex News,Opinion, Interviews, Politics & Humor


Prostitution Laundering
That Body-safe Sex Toy Could Make You Sick
"Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?" — On Pick Up Lines
Rape prevention
Life of a Sheltered Child: Sex Toys (Part II)
A Tour of Fucking Sculptures Sex Toy Studio
Bashing Belle Knox: Because You GET Porn
Would You Pay $133 to See Midori Eat Fruit?

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish


Heart of Glass
Talking BDSM: Are safewords really necessary?
45 Seconds
I want
Whispered Words
Aftercare: In Kink and Erotica
Ariel Castro: The Man in the Mirror?
We Are Ethical
Apology tokens, punishments, and forgiveness

Erotic Fiction


Very Short Stories - If We Hadn’t Had Sex
Billy
Larry Knew Better
Lasting Impressions
The Boys
Sounds of a Kitten
Chemical (se)X
Shopping Together
Enjoy Being Seduced on the South Bank
Room 6
Caught In The Act
Packing Light
For your thighs only (007 Parody)

Erotic Non-Fiction


Dental Torture
My hand around your throat
Conversations With My Owner
Cuming Without You.
On My Knees Again
It Always Starts With A Kiss
World Champion, Yes, I Can!
Omne Trium Perfectum
When Good Sex Tapes Go Bad
Submission: An Initiation (Part Four)

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships


Hidden No More
Female condoms are fucking awesome!
Female Ejaculation and How to Achieve It
Mommy Doesn’t Want Sex
How To Train Your Vagina
Camp Dildo
Being slut shamed made me want more sex
Don’t say my name

Blogging


"Hidden" memes
A Brief History of Sex Blogging

Writing About Writing


Openings and Grabbing Your Reader

Poetry


Sense Memory - a Lusty Limerick

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Falling Asleep Bree thought glory hole sex would be creepy,
But she found herself loving them deeply.
There is one big drawback
To this sexual tack:
Giving head always makes her so sleepy.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Falling Asleep

Bree thought glory hole sex would be creepy,
But she found herself loving them deeply.
There is one big drawback
To this sexual tack:
Giving head always makes her so sleepy.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Commitment To each fucking she fully commits,
Though she fears how this big fellow fits.
Before intercourse pleasure,
He shows her how they measure:
His big dick reaches up to her tits.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Commitment To each fucking she fully commits,
Though she fears how this big fellow fits.
Before intercourse pleasure,
He shows her how they measure:
His big dick reaches up to her tits.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Appearance: 2 On a business trip to Abilene,
Seeking sex: it’s my travel routine.
I’ve found in a small city
Hookers aren’t quite so pretty…
She’s the ugliest I’ve ever seen.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Appearance: 2 

On a business trip to Abilene,
Seeking sex: it’s my travel routine.
I’ve found in a small city
Hookers aren’t quite so pretty…
She’s the ugliest I’ve ever seen.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Sailor Jenny's date was a cook in the Navy.
Quite good looking, with hair dark and wavy.
He politely requests,
To always come on her breasts,
Basting them in his creamy white gravy. 

From the Jenny’s Date series.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Sailor

Jenny's date was a cook in the Navy.
Quite good looking, with hair dark and wavy.
He politely requests,
To always come on her breasts,
Basting them in his creamy white gravy.

From the Jenny’s Date series.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Rappel With a Cause Beneath Gina, her beau’s dick is swelling.
It’s a sight that she finds most compelling.
Reaching her destination
Provides exhilaration:
Down the steep bedroom wall she’s rappelling.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Rappel With a Cause

Beneath Gina, her beau’s dick is swelling.
It’s a sight that she finds most compelling.
Reaching her destination
Provides exhilaration:
Down the steep bedroom wall she’s rappelling.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

This makes me giggle.

What’s wrong with me? I’m really 13 years old… in my head.

Thanks to all my fantastic followers!

This makes me giggle.

What’s wrong with me? I’m really 13 years old… in my head.

Thanks to all my fantastic followers!

Burst Her Bubble

Jenny's oral skill: there's none can top it.
I desire her so much; cannot stop it.
When my blowjob was through,
A cum bubble she blew.
With my wiener I just had to pop it.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

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Hot Yoga My girl Jenny is hardly a prude.
She attends a hot yoga class, nude.
Says I’m always invited…
But I’d get so excited
At least two of these girls would get screwed.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Hot Yoga

My girl Jenny is hardly a prude.
She attends a hot yoga class, nude.
Says I’m always invited…
But I’d get so excited
At least two of these girls would get screwed.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: dailybums)