Drums on the Mohawk Jenny's date, a guitarist, was dumb.
Brought along a percussionist chum.
Along with their payment
They gave her entertainment,
As they banged their big cocks on the drum.
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From the Jenny’s Date series.

Drums on the Mohawk

Jenny's date, a guitarist, was dumb.
Brought along a percussionist chum.
Along with their payment
They gave her entertainment,
As they banged their big cocks on the drum.

Read more naughty rhymes at Lusty Limericks.

From the Jenny’s Date series.


Buzzed The last time she said, “No, not tonight, dear…”
My mind turned to things other guys might fear.
In the bathroom I’d hide.
Had to be satisfied
Jerking off with my old pal Buzz Lightyear.

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Buzzed

The last time she said, “No, not tonight, dear…”
My mind turned to things other guys might fear.
In the bathroom I’d hide.
Had to be satisfied
Jerking off with my old pal Buzz Lightyear.

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Videogame This old fart and a sexy young dame
Went for broke on a video game.
She sat down on the joystick,
Which, unlike the old boy’s dick,
Stayed erect and rock-hard ‘till she came.

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Videogame

This old fart and a sexy young dame
Went for broke on a video game.
She sat down on the joystick,
Which, unlike the old boy’s dick,
Stayed erect and rock-hard ‘till she came.

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Overdressed Jenny's beauty, so blonde and ethereal,
Inspires poem-writing rapid and serial.
Jenny’s choices of fashion
Spark and kindle my passion.
But this dress just has too much material.Enjoy these sexy poems? Get the book! Lusty Limericks, Volume 1

Overdressed

Jenny's beauty, so blonde and ethereal,
Inspires poem-writing rapid and serial.
Jenny’s choices of fashion
Spark and kindle my passion.
But this dress just has too much material.

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Frost Bite So forlorn, feeling lonely and lost,
She spelled out her desire in the frost.
Though reversed, he could read it,
And had just what she needed.
He would woo her, no matter the cost.

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Frost Bite

So forlorn, feeling lonely and lost,
She spelled out her desire in the frost.
Though reversed, he could read it,
And had just what she needed.
He would woo her, no matter the cost.

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Pianist Juan and Katya shared musical flings,
Like “Sonata for Keyboard and Strings”.
Katya’s passionate blowing
Led to Juan’s zealous bowing.
As we watch, jealously, from the wings.

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Pianist

Juan and Katya shared musical flings,
Like “Sonata for Keyboard and Strings”.
Katya’s passionate blowing
Led to Juan’s zealous bowing.
As we watch, jealously, from the wings.

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Quarterly Report Looks like Calvin’s tried out a new trick,
Put a buck twenty-five on his dick.
Shows the head is quite sizable
But I’d say not advisable
Since in Jenny's throat one just might stick.

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Quarterly Report

Looks like Calvin’s tried out a new trick,
Put a buck twenty-five on his dick.
Shows the head is quite sizable
But I’d say not advisable
Since in Jenny's throat one just might stick.

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Nice To Meet You At the gym, the first time they were meeting,
Brad and Dave shared a handshake-like greeting.
Pleasantries escalated
‘Till they both masturbated.
Their affair was impassioned but fleeting.

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Nice To Meet You

At the gym, the first time they were meeting,
Brad and Dave shared a handshake-like greeting.
Pleasantries escalated
‘Till they both masturbated.
Their affair was impassioned but fleeting.

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Flying Fuck His devotion to her is undying.
When they fuck, he pretends that he’s flying.
Though his lover might scoff,
He’s quite sure he’ll take off.
Well, I guess you can’t blame him for trying.

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Flying Fuck

His devotion to her is undying.
When they fuck, he pretends that he’s flying.
Though his lover might scoff,
He’s quite sure he’ll take off.
Well, I guess you can’t blame him for trying.

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Alien Jenny's caller said he was an alien.
From his accent, she thought, “He’s Australian.”
He arrived, went to licking,
Silver tongue and lips clicking.
He’s metallic, not even mammalian.

From the Jenny’s Date series.

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Alien

Jenny's caller said he was an alien.
From his accent, she thought, “He’s Australian.”
He arrived, went to licking,
Silver tongue and lips clicking.
He’s metallic, not even mammalian.

From the Jenny’s Date series.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks