Cock Wash In the tub, soapy water is sloshing. 
Freddie’s giving his parts a good washing.
No, he won’t masturbate…
He has booked a hot date:
On his balls Jenny soon will be noshing.

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Cock Wash

In the tub, soapy water is sloshing.
Freddie’s giving his parts a good washing.
No, he won’t masturbate…
He has booked a hot date:
On his balls Jenny soon will be noshing.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: fatherlust)


Beautiful Plaything Jenny's dildo, a molded-glass beauty,
Once a week sees delectable duty.
When she can’t have my dick,
Dainty toy does the trick,
With a scent that is pleasant and fruity.

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Beautiful Plaything

Jenny's dildo, a molded-glass beauty,
Once a week sees delectable duty.
When she can’t have my dick,
Dainty toy does the trick,
With a scent that is pleasant and fruity.

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(Source: ole1960)


Cherry Pie At the party, both feeling quite merry,
We’d consumed several glasses of sherry.
Bonnie tossed back her vino,
Took a plump maraschino,
And requested I please take her cherry.

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Cherry Pie

At the party, both feeling quite merry,
We’d consumed several glasses of sherry.
Bonnie tossed back her vino,
Took a plump maraschino,
And requested I please take her cherry.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Once again, since it turned up on my dash:
Mug Shot Jenny gives such nice well-padded hugs,
Bought her one of these novelty mugs.
The uncanny resemblance
Sparks a joyful remembrance.
It’s my tribute to her splendid jugs.

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Once again, since it turned up on my dash:

Mug Shot

Jenny gives such nice well-padded hugs,
Bought her one of these novelty mugs.
The uncanny resemblance
Sparks a joyful remembrance.
It’s my tribute to her splendid jugs.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: eroticsets2014)


Frost Bite So forlorn, feeling lonely and lost,
She spelled out her desire in the frost.
Though reversed, he could read it,
And had just what she needed.
He would woo her, no matter the cost.

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Frost Bite

So forlorn, feeling lonely and lost,
She spelled out her desire in the frost.
Though reversed, he could read it,
And had just what she needed.
He would woo her, no matter the cost.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: olderoticart)

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I present the carefully-curated and audaciously-artful Picture Perfect series:Pussy - Penises - Pussy Play - Penis Play - Pudenda - Fellatio - Physiques - Pleasure.
From the creator of Lusty Limericks.

Combing through over 300 blogs daily for your perusing pleasure,
I present the carefully-curated and audaciously-artful Picture Perfect series:
Pussy - Penises - Pussy Play - Penis Play - Pudenda - Fellatio - Physiques - Pleasure.
From the creator of Lusty Limericks.

Frame Game Jenny's date had his own little game.
He’d present her his dick in a frame.
Oft adorned with odd things:
Ticklers, vibes, silver rings…
No two times was it ever the same.

From the Jenny’s Date series.

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Frame Game

Jenny's date had his own little game.
He’d present her his dick in a frame.
Oft adorned with odd things:
Ticklers, vibes, silver rings…
No two times was it ever the same.

From the Jenny’s Date series.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Dreamsicle Into slumberland Jenny was slipping.
On her cheek my first cumload was dripping.
As she’s tasting my cream
Fast asleep, in her dream,
It’s a Pina Colada she’s sipping.

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Dreamsicle

Into slumberland Jenny was slipping.
On her cheek my first cumload was dripping.
As she’s tasting my cream
Fast asleep, in her dream,
It’s a Pina Colada she’s sipping.

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All Lit Up She’s an expert in things that turn me on.
That is one thing we both can agree on.
One night, to add spark,
We both sat in the dark,Jenny's girlie parts lit up with neon.

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All Lit Up

She’s an expert in things that turn me on.
That is one thing we both can agree on.
One night, to add spark,
We both sat in the dark,
Jenny's girlie parts lit up with neon.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

(Source: fashlin)

Jenny doesn’t usually see two customers at once, but when they called she was pretty sure she knew them both:


Betwixt They got naked and she sat between them.
With their dicks out, she knows she had seen them.
She has planned; nothing’s random.
As she strokes them in tandem,
When they come, with her tongue she will clean them.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Jenny doesn’t usually see two customers at once, but when they called she was pretty sure she knew them both:

Betwixt

They got naked and she sat between them.
With their dicks out, she knows she had seen them.
She has planned; nothing’s random.
As she strokes them in tandem,
When they come, with her tongue she will clean them.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks