Blind Date

A blind date with a hottie named Sophie.
Her first act was to reach down and grope me.
Later, sucking my dick,
Used her phone, snapped a pic.
She considers each penis her trophy.

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Approval Since to L.A. she recently moved,
Brenda’s love life has clearly improved.
I made one introduction
She succumbed to seduction…
And then gestured to me she approved.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Approval

Since to L.A. she recently moved,
Brenda’s love life has clearly improved.
I made one introduction
She succumbed to seduction…
And then gestured to me she approved.

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(Source: thecucksockinggirls)


Fresh The events of last night are so hazy.
I surmise that things might have turned crazy.
Played together for hours,
There was sex, drugs… and flowers.
In her asshole I placed a fresh daisy.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Fresh

The events of last night are so hazy.
I surmise that things might have turned crazy.
Played together for hours,
There was sex, drugs… and flowers.
In her asshole I placed a fresh daisy.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Pop Tart I’m not one who would normally boast,
But there’s one girl that loves me the most.
Says she can’t live without me.
Adores everything about me.
Breakfast: she likes my cum on her toast.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Pop Tart

I’m not one who would normally boast,
But there’s one girl that loves me the most.
Says she can’t live without me.
Adores everything about me.
Breakfast: she likes my cum on her toast.

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Easter Treat I saw my sweet Jenny on Easter. 
And lovingly fondled her keister. 
She’s my special bunny.
I love tasting her honey. 
I certainly hope that I pleased her.

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Easter Treat

I saw my sweet Jenny on Easter.
And lovingly fondled her keister.
She’s my special bunny.
I love tasting her honey.
I certainly hope that I pleased her.

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Grumpy Jenny dated two grumpy old men,
Sent her way by a mutual friend.
Got quite inebriated,
But libidos were sated. 
Their review? Both gents gave her a ten.From the Jenny’s Date series.

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Grumpy

Jenny dated two grumpy old men,
Sent her way by a mutual friend.
Got quite inebriated,
But libidos were sated.
Their review? Both gents gave her a ten.

From the Jenny’s Date series.

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Spare Change? I have built a cock-sucking machine,
With the face of a girl named Christine.
Feel that ache in your loins?
Just deposit some coins…
But the damn thing’s a real bitch to clean!
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Spare Change?

I have built a cock-sucking machine,
With the face of a girl named Christine.
Feel that ache in your loins?
Just deposit some coins…
But the damn thing’s a real bitch to clean!

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(Source: allthingsstrange)

A sweet specialty for Easter Sunday:


Hershey’s Special Kiss Reaching in to see what she can stir up,
Wants to lick my dick with chocolate syrup.
She loves penis and sweets;
It’s a feat she repeats.
Just one reason I’ll never give her up.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

A sweet specialty for Easter Sunday:

Hershey’s Special Kiss

Reaching in to see what she can stir up,
Wants to lick my dick with chocolate syrup.
She loves penis and sweets;
It’s a feat she repeats.
Just one reason I’ll never give her up.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Divinity Jenny thinks the male phallus divine.
On her building she painted this shrine.
For her penile reverence
I respect and show deference.
Plus delight at how she worships mine.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Divinity

Jenny thinks the male phallus divine.
On her building she painted this shrine.
For her penile reverence
I respect and show deference.
Plus delight at how she worships mine.

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Passively Pleasing Jenny watched, but still could not believe it.
Merest effort it took to achieve it.
Stroked just once, base to tip
Came on her upper lip
As she passively posed to receive it.A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Passively Pleasing

Jenny watched, but still could not believe it.
Merest effort it took to achieve it.
Stroked just once, base to tip
Came on her upper lip
As she passively posed to receive it.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks