Jean Reaction
Jenny bought me a new pair of jeans.
Lovely gift from this woman of means.
When she fondled my cock, it
Stuck out of my pocket.
Prompting one of our sexiest scenes.
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Eager
He revealed his small dick with unease.
The result of a childhood disease.
This in no way affects
His desire for great sex.
He would bend over backwards to please.
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Seeing It Through
Jenny’s date was a sad, single parent.
Lonely and horny, both traits inherent.
He showed Jenny this pic,
Which displays his big dick,
And his gal-friend: though she’s quite transparent.
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Deep Space
I would buy you the moon and the stars.
Build a rocket and fly you to Mars.
If your trust I could earn,
There’s just one thing I yearn:
Thrust my penis balls-deep in your arse.
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Heavy Petting
Jenny’s pulled her most wild stunt yet.
She’s adopted this odd hybrid pet.
He’s half penis, half swine.
But they get along fine.
She pets him. He gets hard. She gets wet.
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Morning Wood-Less
The morning I awake boner-free
Is a day I hope never to see.
It means Jenny has strayed
From my dreams, I’m afraid.
You sure won’t want to be around me.
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Delicate
Jenny has such a delicate touch.
I so cherish her velvety clutch.
Firmly grasped, nails tease.
She know just how to please.
There’s no wonder I love her so much.
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Liquid Diet
Jenny’s got such a cute little bum,
Yet she hungrily gulps down my cum.
My delicious protein,
Is what keeps her so lean.
I’ll make sure that each day she gets some.
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Brad & Tom
Since the night of her senior high prom,
Jenny wanted to fuck Brad and Tom.
At last she got them alone…
Their true gay colors shone.
Jenny handled the news with aplomb.
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Bling
Merriment in my heart would be rife,
If dear Jenny
was my “trophy wife.”
Formal nights would be dandy
With her as my arm candy.
I’d be happy the rest of my life.
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