J&M First she feared her desires untoward,
Feeling brave, for his love she implored.
This voracious behavior
Aroused her and her Savior.
When she came, Mary yelled, “My Sweet Lord!”

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

The Dead Sea Scrolls Uncovered
art by Extro

J&M

First she feared her desires untoward,
Feeling brave, for his love she implored.
This voracious behavior
Aroused her and her Savior.
When she came, Mary yelled, “My Sweet Lord!”

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

The Dead Sea Scrolls Uncovered art by Extro

Ownership When Miranda hooked Fred, her betrothed,
The traditions of weddings she loathed.
Their attire, for starters:
She’d wear corset and garters,
And her groom would be bound and unclothed.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Ownership

When Miranda hooked Fred, her betrothed,
The traditions of weddings she loathed.
Their attire, for starters:
She’d wear corset and garters,
And her groom would be bound and unclothed.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Wonderful Welcome When I get home, she’s so glad to see me.
Meets me at the door with a martini.
Then she drops to her knees.
“May I, darling?” “Yes, please!”
In an instant she’s sucking my weenie.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Wonderful Welcome

When I get home, she’s so glad to see me.
Meets me at the door with a martini.
Then she drops to her knees.
“May I, darling?” “Yes, please!”
In an instant she’s sucking my weenie.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Slippery Spank Fate that brought me to you, you can thank it.
That I value your love, you can bank it.
When we’re naked and oily
On the bed, you kneel, coyly…
With your ass there before me, I’ll spank it.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Slippery Spank

Fate that brought me to you, you can thank it.
That I value your love, you can bank it.
When we’re naked and oily
On the bed, you kneel, coyly…
With your ass there before me, I’ll spank it.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Retraction Though quite wary about how he acted,
Jenny found herself strangely attracted.
He gets hard but won’t last.Jenny had to move fast:
Get her lips on it ‘fore he retracted.

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Retraction

Though quite wary about how he acted,
Jenny found herself strangely attracted.
He gets hard but won’t last.
Jenny had to move fast:
Get her lips on it ‘fore he retracted.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Spellbound Sperm Such a stud, I have spent many hours,
Jerking off in beds, toilets and showers.
Now I’m under love’s spell;
You know how I can tell?
Every climax is small fragrant flowers.

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Spellbound Sperm

Such a stud, I have spent many hours,
Jerking off in beds, toilets and showers.
Now I’m under love’s spell;
You know how I can tell?
Every climax is small fragrant flowers.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


After Hours After hours at the Cirque de Soleil,
The performers all come out to play.
They are all so athletic.
Sex is quite energetic.
Some exotic, just like a ballet.

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After Hours

After hours at the Cirque de Soleil,
The performers all come out to play.
They are all so athletic.
Sex is quite energetic.
Some exotic, just like a ballet.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Olé His apartment was cluttered and sloppy.
In his yard, up on blocks, a jalopy.
Self esteem? Grade D-minus.
Overwhelmed by his shyness,
Showed his dick through a worn-out serape.

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Olé

His apartment was cluttered and sloppy.
In his yard, up on blocks, a jalopy.
Self esteem? Grade D-minus.
Overwhelmed by his shyness,
Showed his dick through a worn-out serape.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks


Spark in the Park As we sat on a bench in the park,
First we kissed, and then more, on a lark.
My dick she liberated,
Stroked it hard, unabated.
She knows how to strike romance’s spark.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

Spark in the Park

As we sat on a bench in the park,
First we kissed, and then more, on a lark.
My dick she liberated,
Stroked it hard, unabated.
She knows how to strike romance’s spark.

A new naughty rhyme every day at Lusty Limericks

We Have A Winner!

Congratulations to the winner of my “Marking a Milestone” book giveaway! I sent a signed copy of my book, “Lusty Limericks, Volume 1" to the talented vjwhisperer. Check out his amazing altered artwork and follow him!